I'm actually working on two real posts at the moment, but I have to tell the whole world about this song I just heard. It's called "Parentheses" by The Blow.  Lately I've been calling everything, from Justin Timberlake's "My Love" to the song "I 2 I" from the A Goofy Movie soundtrack, the best love song of my generation. I was lying a lot, because I've just discovered one that tops them all.

If something in the deli aisle makes you cry,
of course I’ll put my arm around you and I’ll walk you outside
through the sliding doors. Why would I mind?

All of the babies they can feel the world;
That’s why they cry.

And when you’re holding me
we make a pair of parentheses.
There’s plenty space to encase whatever weird way my mind goes,
I know I’ll be safe in these arms.

Awwwwww! This is definitely one of the sweetest songs I've ever heard, made a hundred times better by the mild grammatical nerdery.

 EDIT: I found the music video!  It's just as adorable as the song deserves, so watch.

I'll write again soon, promise.

YMHOS
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